[What kind of a phrase is WTF supposed to be, is that something people say these days? Leave it to Shang-shidi to pick up new swear words...Jiu carefully grooms his claws, eyes not straying from the current only human in the room.

The shoulder cat, meanwhile, is (for the moment) happy to focus on staying balanced on its new perch. Good job Shagua, keep him on his knees.]

Well, one of us is here. Consider remembering the existence of those wonderfully useful communicators which everyone here owns, next time. In case you didn't know, they can be used to tell someone if you intend to visit.